A#7     C       C#      C#m6    C#maj7  D#      D#7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 O|OO    ||||    OOO|    OO|O    OOO|    |||O    ||||   
 |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    |||O    |OO|    OOO|   
 ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Eaug    F       Fm      G       G#      G#7     G#aug   
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 O|||    ||O|    O|O|    ||||    ||||    O|||    O|||   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    |O|O    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 |||O    ||||    |||O    ||O|    |O|O    |O|O    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
G# | G#aug
G# | G#aug
G# | G#aug
G# | G#aug


[verse]
G#                            C#             D#
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
G#                           C#            D#
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
G#                         C#              D#
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
G#                           C#       D#
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Fm/C           Eaug/C          G#/C                 A#7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           D#        D#/F    D#7/G
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      G#              G#aug             Fm/G#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G#7           C#maj7              Fm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A#7                    D#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C#              C#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
G# | G#aug
G# | G#aug


[verse]
G#                          C#           D#
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
G#                         C#           D#
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
G#                            C#                   D#
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
G#                         C#        D#
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Fm/C              Eaug/C       G#/C          A#7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          D#        D#/F    D#7/G
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      G#              G#aug             Fm/G#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G#7           C#maj7              Fm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A#7                    D#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C#              C#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
G# Eaug C# D#
Fm A#7 C# D#
C# D#

G# | G#aug
G# | G#aug


[verse]
G#                                C#                D#
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
G#                               C#        D#
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
G#                       C#              D#
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
G#                               C#               D#
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Fm/C             Eaug/C              G#/C             A#7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           D#       D#/F    D#7/G
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      G#              G#aug             Fm/G#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            G#7           C#maj7              Fm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          A#7                    D#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      C#              C#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.